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SPECIAL INVESTIGATIVE DIVISION • CASE 001

Obvious Threads

"Nursery rhymes hide more than you think." — Wacky Outflaw

🎙️ Lead Investigator: Wacky Outflaw • 🔍 Sworn Swine Translator: Eileen Dover • ⏱️ Runtime: 3m 12s
CASE 001 • EPISODE 1 OFFICIAL AUDIO BROADCAST

The Market Incident: This Little Piggy

Official Audio Investigation: 5 little piggies, an unexplained market trip, zero grocery receipts, authentic swine audio cues, and Sworn Swine Translator testimonies.

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CASE NO. OT-001-TP • CLASSIFIED EVIDENCE VAULT

Case 001: The Market Incident — Physical & Forensic Evidence

What if "went to market" was never about shopping?

FORENSIC SUMMARY: For generations, the public accepted the nursery narrative of five siblings living peacefully under one roof. But forensic timeline reconstruction reveals deep inconsistencies. Little Piggy #1 departed for the market at 0800 hours. No grocery bags were recovered. No milk was purchased. No store clerks verified a customer transaction. And most alarmingly... no one saw Little Piggy #1 return.
Exhibit A: Missing Piglet Poster
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EXHIBIT A • OFFICIAL MISSING NOTICE
Have You Seen This Piglet?

Official bulletin issued following the disappearance of Little Piggy #1. Last seen heading down County Lane toward the commercial sector at 0800 hours.

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Exhibit B: The Market Incident Evidence Sheet
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EXHIBIT B • CRIME SCENE BROADSHEET
The Market Incident: Evidence Sheet

Comprehensive crime broadsheet compiling witness interrogations, butcher-shop logs, and official Sworn Swine Translation notes by Eileen Dover.

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Exhibit C: Market Register Receipt
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EXHIBIT C • FORENSIC REGISTER RECEIPT
County Market Register Receipt

Recovered till tape from the local meat market. Confirms zero cartons of milk, zero loaves of bread, and zero grocery items were purchased by Little Piggy #1.

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Exhibit D: Case 001 Closing Findings
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EXHIBIT D • FORENSIC CLOSING FINDINGS
Timeline & Departure Analysis

Final forensic report documenting zero confirmed return witnesses, unexplained roast beef arrivals, and conflicting testimonies from the surviving siblings.

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Exhibit E: Official Incident Report
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EXHIBIT E • INCIDENT REPORT OT-001
Missing Persons / Swine Incident Report

Official police dispatch log detailing the initial call, physical descriptions, and clearance flags for the five little piggies household.

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Exhibit F: Surviving Piglet Witness Lineup
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EXHIBIT F • WITNESS INTERROGATION LINEUP
Surviving 4 Piglets Lineup

Recorded microphone lineup of surviving piggies #2, #3, #4, and #5 with Sworn Swine Translator Eileen Dover documenting nonverbal squeals.

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Lead Investigator Wacky Outflaw
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INVESTIGATOR PROFILE • LEAD HOST
Wacky Outflaw, Lead Investigator

Host and lead investigator of Obvious Threads. Dedicated to pulling every thread until the whole nursery rhyme unravels.

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“There is no bread. There is no milk. There are no shopping bags. And, more importantly… there is no pig.” — Wacky Outflaw
OFFICIAL VIDEO DOSSIER & TEASERS

🎬 Episode 1 Video Media Hub

⬇ Full Master Video (MP4) ⬇ 30s Loop (MP4) ⬇ Sign Kick Teaser (MP4)

Case 001 Full Master Video (3m 12s)

Complete master video pairing authentic Suno audio, pig squeals, and investigation stills.

30-Second Flow + Teaser Composite

4-Second Flow Video spliced into 30-Second synchronized music loop.

Sign Kick Teaser: "Coming Soon"

Official Shadownet neon sign sequence: spark ignited & kicked to "Coming Soon".